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3.5sNo! Eva Braun, help me!
2.37s
3.59sSaw it comin'. I just saw something incredibly cool--
3.77sa big floating ball that lit up with every color in the rainbow,
1.97splus some new ones that were so beautiful...
3.02sI fell to my knees and cried.
0.64sWas it out in front of Discount Shoe Outlet?
2.5sYeah.
2.52sThey have a college kid wear that to attract customers.
3.12sWell, I don't care if it was just some dork in a costume.
3.15sFor one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation,
2.14sand it was one with my own.
0.51sBig deal.
2.75sWe all feel like that all the time,
2.37sbut you don't hear us gassin' on about it.
1.85sHow can you people be so blasÉ?
2.22sHere you are in the year 3000 or so,
2.62syet you just sit around like it's the boring time I came from.
4.54s"Boring"? Wasn't that the period when they cracked the human genome...
2.2sand boy bands roamed the earth?
2.6sYeah, but now it's the distant future.
2.6sWhy aren't we out doing everything I ever dreamed of?