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2.05sMarge, get me your address book,
2.1sfour beers and my conversation hat.
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2.35sLisa. Lisa, honey, wake up.
2.62sWhy bother?
2.65sBecause your father has a big surprise for you.
1.84sI'm adopted?
0.62sBetter. Come look.
3.87sLisa, it's me, Daddy. Your father.
3.2sI rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area...
4.14sso I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes.
1.97sThis is your great-uncle Chet.
2.23sGo ahead, Chet. Tell her what you do.
2.62sI run an unsuccessful shrimp company.
3.27sOh. But... you run it, right?
2.03sOh, yeah. Okay.