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3.3sI'm getting worried about Lisa. She's been gone for hours.
3.57sIf I were her, I'd be buying me a great big chocolate apology cake.
3.17sAuthorities believe the wave of towel snappings will get worse...
2.04sbefore it gets better.
4sAnd now, with an editorial reply, here's a small girl.
2.07sHello. My name is Lisa Simpson.
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3.37si'm supposed to talk to you about Proposition 305. Moochin' war widows.
2.65sBut I have something more important to say.
5.54sFor reasons beyond my control, I will soon become vapid, sluggish and slow-witted.
4.04sSo before that happens, I want to share some things with you that have meant a lot to me.
2.75sWhat is she doin' out there? I'll cut off her mike.
3.84sNo, no, no. Let her speak. I'm trying to get fired.
3.17sAnd please don't deprive yourself of wonderful books like...
3.87sto Kill a Mockingbird, Harriet the Spy and Yertle the Turtle,