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2.07sMom, I think something's wrong with me.
1.77sI can't do anything right lately.
3.24sYou're just having a bad day. I had one last week.
2.67sI burned the roast. My cake fell.
3.09sAnd I ran out of butter, so I had to spray the English muffins with PAM.
2.37sMaybe you're just a lousy cook. Ow!
2.17sI'll go get the Bactine.
1.94sIt can't just be a bad day.