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0.62sBetter. Come look.
3.87sLisa, it's me, Daddy. Your father.
3.2sI rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area...
4.14sso I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes.
1.97sThis is your great-uncle Chet.
2.23sGo ahead, Chet. Tell her what you do.
2.62sI run an unsuccessful shrimp company.
3.27sOh. But... you run it, right?
2.03sOh, yeah. Okay.
2.87sUh, this is your second cousin Stanley.
2.87sUm, I shoot birds at the airport.
2.62sEverybody hates birds, right?
1.67s
2.47sWell, you look pretty successful.
2.63sThanks. I play a millionaire at parties.
1.44s
1.93sAt least I'd like to.
4.04sYou probably should have researched this first, eh, Dad?
4.5sWhat about you? Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.
1.9sI beg celebrities for money.
2.45sI'm a prison snitch. jug band manager.
2.09sMy legs hurt.