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3.47sProposition, uh, 305!
3.07sYou're against discount bus fares for war widows?
0.5sUh, you bet I am.
3.1sOkay. Makeup.
3.3sI'm getting worried about Lisa. She's been gone for hours.
3.57sIf I were her, I'd be buying me a great big chocolate apology cake.
3.17sAuthorities believe the wave of towel snappings will get worse...
2.04sbefore it gets better.
4sAnd now, with an editorial reply, here's a small girl.
2.07sHello. My name is Lisa Simpson.
1.74s
3.37si'm supposed to talk to you about Proposition 305. Moochin' war widows.
2.65sBut I have something more important to say.
5.54sFor reasons beyond my control, I will soon become vapid, sluggish and slow-witted.
4.04sSo before that happens, I want to share some things with you that have meant a lot to me.
2.75sWhat is she doin' out there? I'll cut off her mike.