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0.44sA freezer geezer.
2.23sPlease, young customers,
3.59signore the frozen gentleman, and return to your impulse buying.
2.59sAw, but we wanna stare at the ice dude.
0.65sWe'll give ya a buck.
3.04sNo. This is a convenience store,
2.18snot a freak show.
1.85s$1.20?
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1.92s
1.67sCome one, come all.
2.47sSee the amazing frozen man.
4.67sAlso gaze at the Frito found in a bag of Doritos.
3.35sMarvel at the floor that just won't come clean!
3.67sDear Log: My worst fears have been confirmed.
4.05sI've hit my mental and creative peak at the tender age of eight.
3.14sWhat will my life be like after I descend into mediocrity?
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2.17sOh.
2.64s
1.97sWell, Ralph seems happy enough.
4.64sMaybe I should just give up now and settle into a mindless, happy stupor.