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2.42sNo. Baldness too.
4.05sSo please, I beg you, don't take your brain for granted.
3.12sIt's the best friend you'll ever have.
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3.4sLittle girl... likes her brain.
2.35sWhat's your opinion?
2.07sSimpson gene.
2.64sSomebody's gotta set that girl straight,
2.4sand I know how to do it.
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2.05sMarge, get me your address book,
2.1sfour beers and my conversation hat.
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2.35sLisa. Lisa, honey, wake up.
2.62sWhy bother?
2.65sBecause your father has a big surprise for you.
1.84sI'm adopted?
0.62sBetter. Come look.
3.87sLisa, it's me, Daddy. Your father.
3.2sI rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area...
4.14sso I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes.
1.97sThis is your great-uncle Chet.
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