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2.99sOh, good. I figure if you've got something special to say,
2.23syou have to share it with the world.
3.64sYeah. While you still can. Thanks.
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2.03sDamn. That felt like a sale.
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4.04sI'm sorry, little girl. We don't just put people on TV.
2.38sUnless, of course, they're replying to an editorial.
4.34sUh, I am! I'm strongly opposed to...
3.47sProposition, uh, 305!
3.07sYou're against discount bus fares for war widows?
0.5sUh, you bet I am.
3.1sOkay. Makeup.
3.3sI'm getting worried about Lisa. She's been gone for hours.
3.57sIf I were her, I'd be buying me a great big chocolate apology cake.
3.17sAuthorities believe the wave of towel snappings will get worse...
2.04sbefore it gets better.
4sAnd now, with an editorial reply, here's a small girl.
2.07sHello. My name is Lisa Simpson.
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