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2.07she's not going to sleep with her.
2.35sThat's you. Nerd.
5.22sLook, everyone knows if you go away with a guy for the weekend and don't have sex with him, you're a huge bitch.
1.27sWe got to stop them.
1.15sSo you admit you were wrong.
1.4sYes. You admit you were stupid.
1.97s- Yes, yes. - You admit all women are stupid.
1.44sNo. All right, I'll take what I can get.
1.7sCome on. To the Peter-dactyl.
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2s(PTERODACTYL SCREECHING)
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1.33s(CRACKLING)
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2.92sOh, no, now I got to take care of the babies.
1.67s(ALL SCREECHING)
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3.52sLook, Peter, his car's still there. Maybe they haven't left yet.
1.97sQuagmire, let me in, you son of a bitch.
1.67sQUAGMIRE: (ON RECORD) I'm sorry I'm not home to receive you.
4.37sThe reason being that you have sufficiently scared me away from your wife or daughter.
3.27sI plan to get help and use better judgment in the future.
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