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1.62sBut one man got her.
3.54sA man she trusted to keep her safe and beautiful forever.
1.67sThat man was Glenn Quagmire.
3.52sAnd two short months later, this is what happened to Joan Van Ark.
0.92s(GASPS) Oh!
1.37sOh, my God!
1.67sI don't want this to happen to you, Meg.
2.54sI don't want you to turn into a hilarious photograph.
1.3sDad, I know what you're trying to do,
2.44sand I want you to stop it. Mom!
1.03sWhat is it, Meg?
1.6sMom, tell Dad to leave me alone.
3.19sI'm 18, and he keeps treating me like a kid.
3.3sPeter, I told you not to push her about this Quagmire thing.
2.7sIf you push too hard, you're going to push her right into his arms.
1.4sWell, what am I supposed to do?
0.87sNothing.
4.04sThis is a big game Meg is playing and the only way to win is not to play it.
1.12sIs that a WarGames reference?
1.27sMight be.
1.94s- You know WarGames?
- Yeah.
1.57sStill finding out new stuff about you.
1.53sThat's the adventure.
1sThere's a nerd in there.
1.1sMaybe there is.
1.2sI might bang her later.
1.43sHow about a nice game of chess?
1.32sI prefer banging.
0.93sDad, have you seen my book bag?
1.1sWhat, Chris?