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3.67sNothing can separate it. It has an atomic weight of awesome.
2.27sYou're such a cutie patootie.
2.64sIf I'm a cutie patootie, then you're a peenie-vageenie.
1.52sAw!
2.17sI heard a cute "aw" in there. Cool down!
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1.1s(HISSING)
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1.77sMeg, there's something we need to talk about.
2.47sDad, I swear to God, I thought you could flush those things.
1.5sMeg, you ever heard of Joan Van Ark?
1.2sNo.
1.83sHere's a picture of Joan Van Ark.
1.58sOh, my God, she's gorgeous.
4.49sGorgeous. Yes. Yes, Meg, gorgeous. Yes. Every man wanted her.
1.62sBut one man got her.
3.54sA man she trusted to keep her safe and beautiful forever.
1.67sThat man was Glenn Quagmire.
3.52sAnd two short months later, this is what happened to Joan Van Ark.
0.92s(GASPS) Oh!
1.37sOh, my God!
1.67sI don't want this to happen to you, Meg.
2.54sI don't want you to turn into a hilarious photograph.