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2.94sPeter, it's me, Quagmire. This is what I do.
2.77sBesides, Meg is 18 now, and you've gotta let go.
2.33sYou've done your job. It's my turn now.
2.34sLook, Quagmire, you're one of my best pals,
1.9sand I'm asking you not to do this.
1.54sI want to help you, Peter, I really do,
2.38sbut it's like you're asking a fish not to swim.
1.7sShe's legal and I'm going in.
1.42sWell, we'll see about that.
3.14sI ain't afraid to stand up to friends. Just ask Spartacus.
1.17sI'm Spartacus.
1.37sI'm Spartacus.
1.4sThat guy's Spartacus.
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3.75sANNOUNCER: We now return to Two Lame Chicks on Vacation in Mexico.
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2.27sOh, my God, don't drink the water.
2.74sI'm so going to brush my teeth with tequila.
1.67sMexico! Mexico!
1.55sHey, is this beach topless?
2.54sNo, but my margarita's bottomless.
1.73sMexico! Mexico!
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