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3.39s(KNOCKING ON DOOR) Oh, hey, Mr. G. How's it going?
1.35sQuagmire, what are you doing here?
3.14sHi, Glenn. Bye, you guys. Me and Glenn are going out.
1.63sWhat? Like hell you are!
3.02sDon't worry, Dad! I'll take care of him!
1.6sStay away from my sis!
2.32sOkay, you two have fun on your date.
0.88sWhat?
1.9sDrive carefully. We'll see you later.
1.33sLois, are you out of your mind?
1.78sWe can't let Quagmire take Meg out on a date!
1.65sThat guy'll bang anything.
1.52sHey, Lois, I'm starving. What's for dinner?
1.85sI made meatloaf. It's in the fridge.
0.88s
1.27sHey, Peter, do you mind?
2.67s- But I have to get dinner. - Go out!
2.23sPeter, nothing's gonna happen. Don't you see?
2.17sShe's only doing this to get a rise out of us.
2.3sIf we fight her on it, she'll only push further.
1.47sWell, she may not plan on sleeping with him,
2.1sbut you don't know how smooth Quagmire is, Lois.
1.1sHe's like a vagician.
1.53sOh! That's clever.
2.17sI know! Isn't it? He practices vagic.
1.2s"Vagician" was funnier.
1.97sOkay, well, the point is we ought to be worried.
2.65sPeter, trust me. I know what's going on in her head.
3.57sIt's just a game. I used to do the same thing to my parents.
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