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3.04sHey, Meg, happy birthday. You're the coolest.
2.22sWell, then what are all the cars doing out there?
1.77sOh, they must be for Mort's party.
4.49sOkay, the first rule of Jewish fight club is if somebody says, "Ow," you stop.
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2.42sOw! Okay, let's eat.
1.62sI'm really sorry about this, honey.
2.03sIt looks like nobody's coming.
3sBut we had fun at the Teen Choice Awards, right?
1.75sI guess.
2.92sWell, I guess we ought to call it a night. Come on, Stewie. Up to bed.
1.73sNo party? Oh, come on!
3.77sI was gonna show a slide show of all those silly photos I took of Meg.
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3.65sWell, happy birthday anyway, Meg. See you in the morning.
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3.5s(DOORBELL RINGS) Hey, Quagmire. What's going on?
3.04sWell, Peter, a little birdie told me that today is Meg's birthday.
1.38sYou giving me credit? Yeah, I just told him.
2sI'm the one who told him.