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4.34sAnd now, everybody scream like fucking retards for your host,
1.65s- Wavyhair Doucheston!
1.72sI touched him!
2.15sWhat's up, Teen Choice Awards!
4.34s(CHEERING) We're gonna kick things off with Choice Lacrosse Guy Smile!
3.14sGive it up for our first presenter, Wilford Brimley!
2.34sIt's entirely too loud in here!
2sThere's no accountability anymore!
1.47sI have diabetes!
1.82sHey, what do you say we get some music in here, huh?
1.49sNo, that'll only make things worse!
4.82sGive it up for our first nominated Choice Band of the Night, Pee Hole Skin!
2.12sI'm gonna put a stop to this! (CLICKING)