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2.99sPlus we tally your text votes for the Biggest Whiff!
2.6sand Choice Bro-Ment of the Year!
4.34sAnd now, everybody scream like fucking retards for your host,
1.65s- Wavyhair Doucheston!
1.72sI touched him!
2.15sWhat's up, Teen Choice Awards!
4.34s(CHEERING) We're gonna kick things off with Choice Lacrosse Guy Smile!
3.14sGive it up for our first presenter, Wilford Brimley!
2.34sIt's entirely too loud in here!
2sThere's no accountability anymore!
1.47sI have diabetes!