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2.99sPlus we tally your text votes for the Biggest Whiff!
2.6sand Choice Bro-Ment of the Year!
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4.34sAnd now, everybody scream like fucking retards for your host,
1.65s- Wavyhair Doucheston!
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1.72sI touched him!
2.15sWhat's up, Teen Choice Awards!
4.34s(CHEERING) We're gonna kick things off with Choice Lacrosse Guy Smile!
3.14sGive it up for our first presenter, Wilford Brimley!
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2.34sIt's entirely too loud in here!
1.3sQuiet down!
2sThere's no accountability anymore!
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1.47sI have diabetes!