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1.77sMeg, there's something we need to talk about.
2.47sDad, I swear to God, I thought you could flush those things.
1.5sMeg, you ever heard of Joan Van Ark?
1.2sNo.
1.83sHere's a picture of Joan Van Ark.
1.58sOh, my God, she's gorgeous.
4.49sGorgeous. Yes. Yes, Meg, gorgeous. Yes. Every man wanted her.
1.62sBut one man got her.
3.54sA man she trusted to keep her safe and beautiful forever.
1.67sThat man was Glenn Quagmire.
3.52sAnd two short months later, this is what happened to Joan Van Ark.
0.92s(GASPS) Oh!
1.37sOh, my God!
1.67sI don't want this to happen to you, Meg.
2.54sI don't want you to turn into a hilarious photograph.
1.3sDad, I know what you're trying to do,
2.44sand I want you to stop it. Mom!
1.03sWhat is it, Meg?
1.6sMom, tell Dad to leave me alone.
3.19sI'm 18, and he keeps treating me like a kid.