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2.2sGod, you're so smart. How about this one?
3.1s"QM2"? I'm not sure what that is.
3.2sIt's Quag-megium. It's the strongest compound on Earth.
3.67sNothing can separate it. It has an atomic weight of awesome.
2.27sYou're such a cutie patootie.
2.64sIf I'm a cutie patootie, then you're a peenie-vageenie.
1.52sAw!
2.17sI heard a cute "aw" in there. Cool down!
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1.1s(HISSING)
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1.77sMeg, there's something we need to talk about.
2.47sDad, I swear to God, I thought you could flush those things.
1.5sMeg, you ever heard of Joan Van Ark?
1.2sNo.
1.83sHere's a picture of Joan Van Ark.
1.58sOh, my God, she's gorgeous.
4.49sGorgeous. Yes. Yes, Meg, gorgeous. Yes. Every man wanted her.
1.62sBut one man got her.
3.54sA man she trusted to keep her safe and beautiful forever.