3.24sWinston Churchill, We Hardly Knew Ye.
4.1sOk, Act 1. "I'm Winston Churchill. Ooh.
1.38s"Would you like some tea?
2.54s"I would, because I'm Winston Churchill.
1.5s"Would you like a crumpet?
2.7s"I would, because I'm Winston Churchill.
1.5s"Would you like to wear knickers?
1.4s"I would, because I'M WiN--"
1.38sMy wife is very ill!