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2.47sI paid $380 for this flight.
3.17s$380? Jeez, I hope they kissed you first.
1.28sThis is my 4th trip today.
1.94sJust this morning, I went to Kentucky.
1.47sWaiT--wait-wait. Wait a second.
4.04sYou're telling me I flew all the way to Kentucky to get some of your fried chicken,
2.28sand--and the Colonel isn't even working today?
1.83sHe ain't real. He dead.
0.93sWhat?
0.93sI say he dead.
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1.7sIs Mr. Sanders in?
2.55sWhat wrong with you? I say you he dead!
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1.27sThe Colonel!
3.54sMy wife is a stewardess, so I can fly anywhere I want and I don't pay jack!
1.4s- Peter!
- Lois!
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3.75sYou convinced me to keep a job I hate just so you could fly free?
1.93sYou know, If I talked real loud like that,
1.77sI could make you look like the bad guy, too.
7.29sMy feet are killing me, I've got vomit in my pocket and I've seen that crappy Julia Roberts movie 47 times!