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4.87sMort the Jew He seemed to be in a rush and had a pained look on his face.
8.01sHad to poo Sha-doop-a-doop-a-doo And he stepped into that box there and suddenly there was a big flash of light.
5.91sThat's when he went back in time Oh, my God, Stewie, we have to get him back.
1.87sWhen did the machine send him? I don't know.
1.73sHow can you not know? It's a time machine.
2.84sDoesn't it have, like, a display that tells you the year or something?
3.14sOh, I'm sorry, Brian, is my time machine not as good as your time machine?
3.24sOh, yeah. Oh, no, you've probably got a way better time machine. Yeah.
1.63sStupid dog.
2.83sWell, then, can't you just press a couple buttons and bring him back?
2.5sNo, he can't just come back. He needs the return pad.
2.13sWell, we can't just leave Mort back in time.
2.8sThat'd be more irresponsible than silent movie porn.
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