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1.94sOh, God, should we ask somebody for help?
2.4sYeah, right, how many Polacks does it take to fix a time machine?
1.1sLet's find out.
1.37sWell, we can't stay here.
1.7sWe'll have to get Mort to England.
1.77sIt's the only place he'll be safe from the Nazis.
2.07sOh, they're awful, those Nazis.
6.31sIf they catch me, they'll beat me unmerciful and rub dirt in my assneck and all over my assy nipples.
1.47sWhat?
3.3sJuden! Rubben wir Schmutzen auf deine Arschneck.
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1.53sAll right, there's the checkpoint.
2.07sIf we can get past it, we're out of occupied Poland.
1.4sRight. Mort, you all set?
2.2sOh, God, I hope this works.
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2.13sHello. We'd like to leave Poland now,
3.64sand we'll be bringing our friend who is absolutely, 100% not Jewish.
2sHey, how about that Jesus, huh?
1.03sWhat a guy.
2sFather, we're so glad you're here.
4.34sWe need you to conduct last rites for our friend over there.
3.1s(STAMMERING) Well, I suppose.