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2.7sMr. Mort Goldman?
2.23sHe's a small business owner. Tends to whine a lot.
2.47sKind of a hypochondriac.
2.64sOh, no, you can't put your hand back up after you've put it down.
1.63sYou know what, never mind.
4.04sStewie, look at this. September 1, 1939.
2.17sThere's something about that date.
2.1sI now pronounce you man and wife.
2.5sMazel tov. Now, step on the glass.
2sOh. But be careful, though.
2.3sAt my wedding, I cut myself on the glass.
2.17sAnd when I got to Palm Beach for the honeymoon,
3.54sI had to put a Wonder Bread bag on my foot to keep the sand out.
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1.3sOh, Mort. Thank God.
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