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2.5sMazel tov. Now, step on the glass.
2sOh. But be careful, though.
2.3sAt my wedding, I cut myself on the glass.
2.17sAnd when I got to Palm Beach for the honeymoon,
3.54sI had to put a Wonder Bread bag on my foot to keep the sand out.
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1.3sOh, Mort. Thank God.
2.74sBrian and Stewie? You're in Heaven, too?
2.9sMort, this isn't Heaven. You've time-traveled into the past.
2.64sWhat? How is that possible?
2.07sJust... Just trust me. We're here to bring you back home.
1.83sBut it's gotta be Heaven, Brian.
1.97sLook, there's my frugal Aunt Ruth,
1.53smy thrifty Uncle Isaac,
3.27smy bargain-hunting Aunt Flo, and my Great Aunt Vera,
1.97swho didn't like to spend a lot on anything.
1.53sCome on, Mort, we gotta get out of here.
5.64sBut Brian, when am I gonna have another chance to see my Grandpa Chaim's wedding with my own eyes?
1.27sYes, you know, he's right, Brian.
2.24sBesides, I've never been to a Hebrew wedding.
2.67sWell, I guess we could stay a little longer.
1.84sOh, wonderful!
3.3sI want to be hoisted up on the chair and see what it feels like to be top Jew.