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6.31sIf they catch me, they'll beat me unmerciful and rub dirt in my assneck and all over my assy nipples.
1.47sWhat?
3.3sJuden! Rubben wir Schmutzen auf deine Arschneck.
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1.53sAll right, there's the checkpoint.
2.07sIf we can get past it, we're out of occupied Poland.
1.4sRight. Mort, you all set?
2.2sOh, God, I hope this works.
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2.13sHello. We'd like to leave Poland now,
3.64sand we'll be bringing our friend who is absolutely, 100% not Jewish.
2sHey, how about that Jesus, huh?
1.03sWhat a guy.
2sFather, we're so glad you're here.
4.34sWe need you to conduct last rites for our friend over there.
3.1s(STAMMERING) Well, I suppose.
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2sDear God,
2.1snon-Jewish God, be a mensch.
4.5s(BRIAN AND STEWIE CLEARING THROAT) I mean, a good guy, 'cause it says in the Old Book...
4.17sNot so old, though. You know, still good. Still good.