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3.64sand we'll be bringing our friend who is absolutely, 100% not Jewish.
2sHey, how about that Jesus, huh?
1.03sWhat a guy.
2sFather, we're so glad you're here.
4.34sWe need you to conduct last rites for our friend over there.
3.1s(STAMMERING) Well, I suppose.
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2sDear God,
2.1snon-Jewish God, be a mensch.
4.5s(BRIAN AND STEWIE CLEARING THROAT) I mean, a good guy, 'cause it says in the Old Book...
4.17sNot so old, though. You know, still good. Still good.
2.6sStill some things, good things to say...
4.77s(BRIAN AND STEWIE COUGHING) We, we pray in the name of you and of your son,
4.5swho died in a freak accident that you can't really blame on anyone.
4.3s(CLEARING THROAT) Take this man up to your retail-paying place.
2.44sAre you sure you're a real priest?
1.67sYeah, yeah, I can vouch for him. He's real.
2.13sHe's molested me many, many times.
5.27sSorry I'm late. I was busy doing innocent, non-molesty things.