2.84sBut I never lost me good spirits, I haven't!
5.81sSo, let's get up there, be safe and get back to the big, fat pigs of wives we have waiting at home.
1.6sPardon me, sir. I'd like to join.
1.2sWhat are your qualifications?
2.13sI have a British accent, I'm possibly homosexual,
2.64sI never brush my teeth and my wife is ghastly.
1.6sBombs away!