2.44sAre you sure you're a real priest?
1.67sYeah, yeah, I can vouch for him. He's real.
2.13sHe's molested me many, many times.
5.27sSorry I'm late. I was busy doing innocent, non-molesty things.
3.87sWait a minute. Two priests? That is impossible.
1.64sThis collar comes right off.