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1.48sMom, you were right.
2.33sI was nice to the cool kids, and they didn't spit on me.
2.34sConnie Demico even invited me to her sweet 16.
3.87sOh, How wonderful! Now, what time do we nail those snot-nosed punks?
3.12sNail them? I thought you told me to win them over with kindness.
4.9sYes, and now that they think that you're their friend it's the perfect time to exact your revenge.
4.1sSee Meg, I'm like one of those bald eagles you see on the Discovery Channel.
2.82sbeautiful to look at, but mess with one of my chicks,
3.24sand I'll use my razor-sharp talons to rip your...eyes out!
2.53sCookies are done. Who wants chocolate-chip?
2.34sMmm. I do! But keep talking.
3.75sAll this stuff about eye gouging has gotten me all frisky.
3sReally. I've got about a half a pack of Rolaids in my diaper.
3.27sI'm glad you're interested in joining the National Gun Association, Peter.
1.03sLet me show you around.
1.62sThis is our shooting range.