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1.53sI'll tell you what's wrong.
2.27sI'm trying to make love to you, and you're thinking about Chris.
2.05sPeter, is there something you need to tell me?
2.5sThanks to you, our son has a huge wang.
1.2sThanks to me?
1.44sWell, He didn't get it from me!
1.53sWhat are you talking about?
1.3sI'll show you.
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1.87sAll right. Stand back, Lois.
1.1sOh, my!
1.87sWell, No wonder he's always slouching.
3.27sHow the hell did this happen? I'm supposed to be the man of the house.
1.47sYou must be so ashamed of me.
5.24sOh, Peter, I care as much about the size of your penis as you care about the size of my breasts.
1.37sOh, My God!
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2.42sMeg, honey, you can't let those awful kids get to you.
3.37sOh, They won't! Because I'm never going back to that school again!
3.5sUm, Dad, after dinner, could you help me with my algebra?
2.13sHey, You're a big man. You figure it out!
3.54sYou know, I bet there's a part of you that really wants to be friends with them.
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