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2.64sIs it pixie dust or-- or leprechaun tails?
1.23sNo, it's a tumor.
2.5sYou mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
4.24sNo. A malignant tumor, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
1sOh.
1.27s
1.43sLike a happy, special--
2.14sYou're going to die.
2.22sHey, everybody. Guess what I am?
4.32sUh, The end result of a drunken backseat grope fest and a broken prophylactic?
1.72sI'm on the flag-girl squad!
2.58sOh Honey, congratulations.
1.47sHey, Chris, I bet you can't do this.
2.57sHa! I bet I can!
3.54sWe perform at all the football games. I'm practically a cheerleader.
3.4sOh Meg, that's wonderful. Isn't that wonderful, Peter?
1.87sHey, Way to go, Stewie. All right, Chris.
2.2sI'll see you a fork and raise you A gravy ladle.
1.47sYou're on!
1.78sSo, you're a flag girl.
1.03sThat's great, Meg.
2.43sYes, yes.
2.67sNow you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call.