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1.9sIt's a boy, Mrs. Griffin.
3.6sI'm afraid the fever has affected his motor skills, Mrs. Griffin.
2.69sLooks like he's gonna have to repeat the 4th grade, Mrs. Griffin.
3.77sLooks like he's going to have to repeat the 4th grade, Mrs. Griffin.
4.29sThe only way to get rid of them is with this special shampoo and A tiny comb, Mr. Griffin.
3.2sCongratulations. You've passed the 4th grade, Mr. Griffin.
3.87sAw, Great. Listen, I gotta leave, though. I'm going huntin' with my son.
4.29sDad, I know what to do! I saw it on Fox's When Bears Attack!
3.02sGo away! Go on, get!
3.17sStay tuned for an all-new Ally McBeal!
2.37sHoly crap! Chris, that was amazing.
1.73sI mean, i--I just froze up.
2.42sBut you handled that bear like a real man.
1.23sI'm proud of you, son.
1.1sYou are?
2.47s'cause I heard what you said about my huge,
1.1syou know.
0.93sOh.
2.54sOh, you--You heard that, huh?
2sWell, i--I was just being stupid.
2.67sTake it from me. That thing you got there is a blessing.
7.51sI mean, Every guy you see with a big house or a fancy car or a shiny gold tooth is really just saying, "Don't look at my penis."
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