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1.53sLet's face it.
2.6sYour kids are gonna get into your guns. That's a fact.
4.24sGun accidents can be avoided by introducing your children to guns as early as possible.
4.1sHi, I'm Petey the Pistol. Say, Do you ever get lonely?
2.53sMe, too. Hold me.
3.2sif you squeeze me, I make bad people go away.
3.04sBut Wait a minute. I thought guns were bad.
2.2sFalse! Guns are good.
4.07sin fact, did you know that Jesus and Moses used guns to conquer the Romans?
1.92sSo, remember, guns don't kill people,
1.97sdangerous minorities do.
2.32sSee, Lois? They're responsible.
3.5sHey! Hey, Check it out, Chris. I can write my name in the snow.