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2.82sbeautiful to look at, but mess with one of my chicks,
3.24sand I'll use my razor-sharp talons to rip your...eyes out!
2.53sCookies are done. Who wants chocolate-chip?
2.34sMmm. I do! But keep talking.
3.75sAll this stuff about eye gouging has gotten me all frisky.
3sReally. I've got about a half a pack of Rolaids in my diaper.
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3.27sI'm glad you're interested in joining the National Gun Association, Peter.
1.03sLet me show you around.
1.62sThis is our shooting range.
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3.8sAnd here we have our locker room with full shower facilities.
1.98sHoly crap! They're all so...
1.53ssmall.
3.94sWell, you see, Peter, the way we look at it, a man's only as big as the gun he carries.
3.34sSign me up, Jack, and give me the biggest freakin' gun you got.