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3.54sOh, This is pathetic, and all because you feel inadequate next to Chris.
3.97sDon't be stupid. I don't need to compete with my son or his freakishly large penis.
1.6sI'm a freak.
1.13sWell, Don't despair.
2sLet's just hang a tire on the end of it,
1.93sand head on down to the ol' swimmin' hole.
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2.92sOk, Listen up. Connie Demico's house is 2 stories.
2.03sNow, if we set up booby traps here, here--
1.73sHow'd you get these blueprints?
4.4sOh, Your mother has her ways. She has her ways.
2.12sCan I have the blueprints to the Demico housE?
1.55sSure. Here you go.
3.54sNow, I've put together a little flash bomb to create a diversion.
2.74sI used to date the pyro guy from Whitesnake.
1.2sWhat's Whitesnake?
3.14sThat's the music mommies and daddies listen to.
1.33sFire in the hole!
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2.94sPeter, Some of the guys from the club are going hunting tomorrow.
1.48swell, Count me in.
2.44sHunting? I thought you were gonna play hockey with Chris.
1.37sWell, You can bring him along.
1.7sOh, No. It's too dangerous.
4.14sLois, Lois, the National Gun Association is all about safety.