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1.42sHuh? Huh? Come on!
1.85sYour mother and I are getting a divorce!
1.74sYou are?
1.32sYes! Yes!
1.2sOh. Oh, No. We worked it out.
1.8sYes!
3.34sWell, son, you played good. But your dad is still number one.
3.8sYeah, I don't think I'll ever beat you.
2.3sHey, Chris? What's with your leg?
2.23sOh My God! That's not your leG!
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1.07sWhat's wrong, honey?
1.53sI'll tell you what's wrong.
2.27sI'm trying to make love to you, and you're thinking about Chris.
2.05sPeter, is there something you need to tell me?
2.5sThanks to you, our son has a huge wang.
1.2sThanks to me?
1.44sWell, He didn't get it from me!
1.53sWhat are you talking about?
1.3sI'll show you.
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1.87sAll right. Stand back, Lois.
1.1sOh, my!
1.87sWell, No wonder he's always slouching.
3.27sHow the hell did this happen? I'm supposed to be the man of the house.
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