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1.87sAll right. Stand back, Lois.
1.1sOh, my!
1.87sWell, No wonder he's always slouching.
3.27sHow the hell did this happen? I'm supposed to be the man of the house.
1.47sYou must be so ashamed of me.
5.24sOh, Peter, I care as much about the size of your penis as you care about the size of my breasts.
1.37sOh, My God!
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2.42sMeg, honey, you can't let those awful kids get to you.
3.37sOh, They won't! Because I'm never going back to that school again!
3.5sUm, Dad, after dinner, could you help me with my algebra?
2.13sHey, You're a big man. You figure it out!
3.54sYou know, I bet there's a part of you that really wants to be friends with them.
0.83sMaybe.
1.33sSo Be nice to them.
3.05sWin your enemies over with unflappable kindness.