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4.19sAren't we a little young for makeup and-- What do you mean, five pounds?
2.17sWell, you want to look nice for your date.
3.22sDate? Hello! For the dance?
0.42sYou guys have dates?
2sHello!
3.14sStop saying "hello"! Okay, calm down, Lisa.
2.32sD.M.Y. What's D.M.Y.?
2.3s"Don't mess yourself." Ew!
2.07sYeah. That's why we changed it to D.M.Y.
2.44sDon't worry, Lisa. There's still plenty of time.
2.63sYou'll get a date. I don't want a date!
2.69sAnd I don't wanna wear perfume and cocktail dresses!
2.54sAm I the only one who just wants to play hopscotch...
3.6sand bake cookies and watch The McLaughlin Group?
2.5sHello!
3.04sHello?
4.84sOh! I can't believe those goons muscled me out of my grease business.
2.67sI've been muscled out of everything I've ever done,
2.54sincluding my muscle-for-hire business.
5.66sMy poor Homie. Couldn't you try some other far-out moneymaking scheme?