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2.05sLet's bow our heads in prayer.
1.97sDear Lord, I know you're busy,
3.3sseeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that.
2.3sBut if you help us steal this grease tonight,
3.27sI promise we'll donate half the profits to charity.
2.14sDad, he's not stupid.
2.2sAll right, screw it. Let's roll!
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3.92sMmm, I knew I should've attached those somehow.
2.69sLucky parameciums.
2.65sYou don't have to worry about finding dates or dancing.
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1.95sOh!
3.24sLisa, I made you some homemade Pepsi for the dance.
2.33sIt's a little thick, but the price is right.
2.55sThanks, Mom. But I told you, I'm not going.
2.67sOh, so you don't have a date.
2.54sYou can still go and have a wonderful time.
2.65sYou don't understand. I don't belong there.
3.64sThe other girls are already into fashion and makeup and dating.
2.42sThey make me feel like a little baby.
4.57sOh, honey. A baby couldn't have organized a big school dance...