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2.25sAhh, this is the life.
4.04sSmithers, get me some strikebreakers, the kind they had in the '30s.
2.62sWe can't bust heads like we used to,
3.84sbut we have our ways.
3.72sOne trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere,
3.54slike the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville.
3.1sI needed a new heel for my shoe,
3.15sso I decided to go to Morganville,
3.59swhich is what they called Shelbyville in those days.
2.65sSo I tied an onion to my belt,
1.87swhich was the style at the time.
2.65sNow, to take the ferry cost a nickel.
4.82sAnd in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em.
3.6s"Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.
1.77sNow, where were we? Oh, yeah!
3.84sThe important thing was that I had an onion on my belt,
2.5swhich was the style at the time.
3.6sThey didn't have white onions because of the war.