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3.6sI prefer the hands-on touch you only get with hired goons.
2.1sHired goons?
2.97sThis is the largest TV in the free world.
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2.77s¬°Ay, un gato malodoro!
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3.23sThis is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters.
3.4sSoon, they'll have written the greatest novel known to man.
1.93sLet's see.
3.6s"It was the best of times, it was the 'blurst' of times"?
2.67sYou stupid monkey!
2.19sOh, shut up.
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4.55sAnd this is my basement. Gee, it's not as nice as the other rooms.
3.9sYes, I really should stop ending the tour with it.
0.65sNow, let's get down to business.
2.35sOh, man!
1.93sI have to go to the bathroom.
2.74sWhy did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?
3.65sNow, Homer, I know what you're thinking, and I want to take the pressure off.
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