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3.84sBye, joey jo-jo! Oh, what the hell? It's me.
3.09sI'm attracted to another woman. What am I going to do?
3.39sYour infatuation is based on a physical attraction.
3.97sTalk to the woman and you'll realize you have nothing in common.
4.37sBarney, that is so insightful. How did you come up with that?
1.87sIt was on one of these bar napkins.
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3.74sUh-- So, let's have a conversation.
4.04sUh, I think we'll find we have very little in common.
2.15sCan't talk. Eating.
1.44sHey, my favorite--
2.34sraspberry swirl with a double glaze!
3.8sDouble glaze.
3.14sOh! Okay, so we have one thing in common.
4.42sBut you know what I hate? Drinking beer and watching TV.
3.17sNot me. That's my idea of heaven.