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3.65sIf they hire a woman, we won't be able to spit on the floor.
2.37sAnd we can't take off our pants when it gets real hot.
2.4sAnd we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain.
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2.67sYeah-- I mean, that--
4.25sYou know, if we wanted to. Not that I ever did.
3.17sGentlemen, I'd like you to meet your new coworker, Mindy Simmons.
2.07sI think she has a degree in engineering or something.
2.4sHi. How's it going? Pleased to meet you.
2.1sYeah, ditto. Hi. Ooh.
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1.8sHomer, what's the matter?
2.9sAin't you never seen a naked chick ridin' a clam before?
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2.23sGotta go! Ahhh!
1.93sWhat the hell was that?
4.3sI probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.
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2.84sNice glasses, four eyes.
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5.31sYeah, nice shoes, uh, two feet. Yeah.
3.27sYour appearance is comical to me.
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