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1.8sThat plane crashed on my property!
2.24sLook, Mr. Burns, we want to see some changes.
3.8sFor starters, you can reverse your sexist employment policies and hire at least one woman.
3.12sAll right. I'll bring in a woman.
3.79sBut I still stand by my hiring policies.
2.72sGet back to work, Stewart!
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3.17sNow with my new H.M.O., I can provide every medical service...
2.2sYou'll ever need under one roof.
2.39sYou do have insurance, don't you?
2.52sYes. Well, that's wonderful.
2.64sLet's go visit the optometrist.
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3.27sYour son has a temporary condition called "lazy eye,"
1.93swhere one eye is weaker than the other.
0.62sYou'll have to wear these for two weeks.
2.24sOh!
2.3sMenachem Begin wore a pair just like them.
3sHmm. That scalp's a little dry. Better see our dermatologist.
4.55sRub a palm full of this medicated salve into your scalp every half an hour.
2.57sKeep him away from open flames and pregnant women.
2.92sAh, these should help those fallen arches. Enjoy.
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