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2.44s"You will find happiness with a new love."
3.34sOh, even the Chinese are against me.
2.53sWhat's the point? I can't fight fate.
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3.3sHey, we're out of these "new love" cookies.
2.9sWell, open up the "stick with your wife" barrel.
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3.3sWell, I guess you'll wanna come in.
2.1s- Okay. - "Okay."
2.35sThis was a really nice night, Homer.
1.93sYeah, yeah.
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4s- What's wrong? - Oh, yeah. Like you don't know.
2.84s- We're gonna have sex. - Oh.
3.05sWell, we don't have to.
3.27sYes, we do. The cookie told me so.
3.05sWell, desserts aren't always right.
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