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5.57sSee, I got this friend named Joey jo-jo junior Shabadoo.
3.57sThat's the worst name I ever heard.
3.84sBye, joey jo-jo! Oh, what the hell? It's me.
3.09sI'm attracted to another woman. What am I going to do?
3.39sYour infatuation is based on a physical attraction.
3.97sTalk to the woman and you'll realize you have nothing in common.
4.37sBarney, that is so insightful. How did you come up with that?
1.87sIt was on one of these bar napkins.
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3.74sUh-- So, let's have a conversation.
4.04sUh, I think we'll find we have very little in common.
2.15sCan't talk. Eating.
1.44sHey, my favorite--
2.34sraspberry swirl with a double glaze!