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2.03sThe dogs are on a path to total world domination.
2.73sBut, hey, at least they know not to piss on your carpet, right?
1.09sWait a minute.
1.02sl have an idea.
1.56s
2.83sGentlemen, a moment of your time.
2.04s
1.09sSee that?
1.83sI'm peeing all over your special guns.
1.99sThat means I own them.
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1.46s
2.56sBad person. Bad.
1.43sOoh, great plan, Jerry.
1.56sBring the boy to me.
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1.83sYou were always kind to me, Marty,
2.47sThat's why I will leave you with your testicles.
4.1sFrom now on, you will be my best friend and live by my side.
1.43sTh-thanks, Snuffles.
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2.33sBegin phase two.
4.16sNARRATOR: Fighting continues as the dog army captures the Eastern seaboard.
6.06sIt appears clear at this time that the era of human superiority has come to a bitter end.
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2.4sPlease! Please don't kill me!