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1.8s- less Santa training...
- Santa training ?
2.07sless costume purchase, less beard rental, less Christmas club.
0.28sBut-- But--
1.75sSee ya next year.
3.07sOhh ! Come on, Dad. Let's go home.
1.9sThirteen bucks ?
2.34sYou can't get anything for 13 bucks.
3.04sAll right ! Thirteen big ones !
2.05sSpringfield Downs, here I come !
0.41sWhat ?
1.82sYou heard me.
1.93sI'm goin' to the dog track.
2.08sI got a hot little puppy in the fourth race.
0.41sWanna come ?
1.52sSorry, Barney.
3.3sI may be a total washout as a father, but I'm not gonna take my kid...
2.37sto a sleazy dog track on Christmas Eve.
3.69sCome on, Simpson. The dog's name is Whirlwind.
2.4sTen-to-one shot. Money in the bank.
0.4sUh-uh.
1.54sAh, come on, Dad.
2.92sThis can be the miracle that saves the Simpsons' Christmas.
1.93sIf TV has taught me anything,
2.97sit's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas.
3.77sIt happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to the Smurfs,
1.97sand it's gonna happen to us.
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